Sometimes someone as magnificant as Zeus can feel a bit run down and tired. Seriously!!
I know what you are thinking... He is perfect. How could he feel run down?? Well, sometimes even the best are beat up just a little bit. So, in order to get a quick pick me up, I have just taken a 5 hour energy. I was giving a sample last week. I figured I would give it a try. So here goes nothing...
11:00 am - I pulled out the 5 hour energy drink and just gulped it down. It tastes okay.
11:10 am - I am feeling more energetic. I addition to working, I decide to blog!!
11:22 am - I feel the caffine pumping through my veins. I am starting to contemplate doing some push ups in between drafting letters.
11:37 am - I just sent a settlement offer to developer's counsel. I concluded the email with "Fuck yeah!"
11:45 am - My left eye is slightly twitching. I am now lecturing my right eye for being lazy.
12:00 pm - This is typically lunch time. Instead, I am going to take some quiet time to focus on the breath.
12:01 pm - Screw the breath. Instead I decide to punch my wall for two minutes to burn off some energy.
12: 10 pm - I now have a great idea. I will start six blogs!!!!
12:21 pm - Jogged past one of the partners office. Yell "what up slacker."
12:35 pm - Have decided to buy a case of 5 hour energy from Costco!
1:00 pm - Just woke up from the apparent black out I had. Look around and notice that my office has been rearranged.
1:23 pm - Decided to rearrange my office two more times.
1:33 pm - Decided to invest $10,000 in 5 hour energy stock!!! !!! !!!!!!
1:45 pm - Decided to end blogging for the day and instead will go outside to fight crime.
1:46 pm - Frantically searching office for a cape.
1:47 pm - Decided to just take of shirt and put a giant black Z on my chest.
Zeus out!!
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