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Time for an intervention...

Moonbeam, you are not a hipster.  Gypsy?  Perhaps.  Hipster?  No Chance.  The thing that makes Moonbeam so lovely is her kind, caring, and joyous attitude.  Very clean hippie-ish.  On the other hand, what make hipsters such annoying wannabes is that they are simply joyless annoying wannabes.  With hipsters everything is ironic, specifically their attire.
Let's take a look at the standard hipster uniform:

Now I know what you are thinking, that is a stereotype.  No one actually dresses that way.  Well, I present Exhibit A:

Now granted some hipster chips can be pretty hot.  However, the track marks on their arms and the cut marks on their legs minimize their typical slutty attire.

Oh yeah, as a general rule, hipsters must smoke - cigs always self rolled.  So, Moonbeam is DEFINITELY not a hipster.  This intervention has been completed.

Zeus out.